Happy Birthday To You
I think one way to make sure your daughters 13th Birthday BBQ is one that everyone else will remember even if you don't is to drink three bottles of wine before lunch, a litre of Vodka and then lay on your back on the grass with your knickers in your hand and your knees apart inviting every man at the party to come and take his turn on you.



You hear a lot of these stories in AA. I am proud to say the person in this one has been sober over 5 years now. Pretty much since she woke up the day after that happened actually.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:54, 4 replies)

No names
no pack drill.

Well done, whoever she is.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:44, closed)

I glad she "got it". Most don't make it.
I'm willing to bet you are pretty glad about it too.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:18, closed)

Wow.
Glad she's sober now. That's bloody terrible.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:18, closed)

Parents are meant to embarrass their teenage offspring
but that does seem to be taking it a bit far!

Well done to her for turning it around.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:03, closed)