Excellent nonce-crowbarring there...
Mind you, I'd have had a good defence: "Your honour, I couldn't possibly have managed any kind of sexual behaviour, as I was so spangled on Vitamin Wibbly that it apparently took me 40 minutes to remove my boots, and I then entirely failed to notice the hot girl who had decided to share my tent."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)