Have you got a pool?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:19, 2 replies)

No
But I do have a spa. An original jacuzzi. A few weeks ago I spent 3 fucking hours trying to figure out how the bastard worked. Couldn't find any way to get water into the bloody thing.

Eventually, I used the 'net to find a fucking manual. Turned out you have to fill the fucker up with a hose....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:31, closed)

I bet he has massive prawns.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:51, closed)

you're fifty! the scales fall from my eyes.

(magictorch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:14, closed)