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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Jobs I did while temping
You decide which was easiest:

1) De-Stapler Operative
Equipment: 1 pile of delivery notes and invoices stapled together in pairs, 1 staple remover, 2 bins.
Procedure: Pick up delivery note and invoice stapled together, remove staple, drop delivery note in one bin, invoice in other.
Repeat, for two weeks. Man I'm a fkn staple removing demon, seriously. I can also do a passable vampire impression by putting the de stapler in my mouth and going NGAAH NGAHHH! Ok it's crap but you have to work with the material to hand.

2) Ballot Paper Extraction Operative.
Equipment: 1 pile of envelopes containing ballot papers, 2 bins (spooky eh??).
Note: To remove any challenge, the envelopes were already opened by the envelope opening operative (another great job I never experienced!)
Procedure: Pick up envelope, remove ballot paper from envelope, drop envelope in one bin, drop ballot paper in other.
Repeat for two weeks. I'm a ballot paper removing machine, seriously.. Oh and two words... paper cuts!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:41, 2 replies)

Reminds me of a temping job I had once for a week - removing staples from cheques, and replacing the staple with a paperclip.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:27, closed)
De-Staplers Unite!
I did the de-stapling thing for a week when I was coasting through temp jobs. Welfare applications, if I recall. Did a lot to lower my opinion of humanity.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:22, closed)

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