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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Because his guilty feet ain't got no rhythm?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:08, 1 reply)
No, cos he'll get bummed so much he won't be able to walk properly

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:21, closed)
For a man that seeks liasons in stinky public toilets
I think that would be a fantasy he might like.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:51, closed)
^This

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:25, closed)
In addition
that could be the reason why he kept on crashing his motor into things, nobody's that stupid.....Just a theory.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:26, closed)
I had
thought the same. To him, it must be like a free brothel for 8 weeks.

I'd crash a few cars whilst stoned too, if it mean that.

NB: Not the bumming in the showers; the free brothel.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:00, closed)
"Dear Diary"
09:00 Shower time. Got bummed.
10:00 Breakfast.
11:00 Exercise. Dragged off for a bumming.
13:00 Bummed again.

etc etc

I believe a campaign should be undertaken to reintroduce "bumming" into the vernacular - it's playgroundtastic.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:35, closed)
I was unaware it had left.
I scarcely let a day go by that doesn't have the word 'bumming' in it somewhere.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)

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