EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
(Suggested by sugar_tits)
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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Poetry Corner…Another attempt at a QotW related poem my dearies…
*puts on cardigan*
*sits in rocking chair*
Uncle Cecil
He spends most of his day in a shed
With a tin-foil hat glued to his head
He thinks pixies are real
He invented the wheel
And the government all want him dead
He’ll insist that the whole world is flat
He is such a notorious twat
He sleeps under a bridge
Has bogroll in the fridge
And has twenty-four dogs all named ‘Cat’
Never caring what people may think
Both his clothes and his breath really stink
He will only eat lard
He is such a spacktard
He thinks he can 'stop time with a blink'
He believes in the Da Vinci Code
He denies Princess Di’s in ‘off’ mode
He says ‘Hitler’s not gone’
‘He lives next door but one’
And that ‘Elvis lives just down the road’
He explains ‘there is only one way
To keep those pesky aliens at bay
Don’t eat anything brown
Wear a stunning ball gown
& then wank yourself blind every day!’
As his thrunging hips shudder and quicken
He makes lurve with a dead female chicken
So as he gets his kicks
With these strange ‘Ex-hen Tricks’
There is nothing he won’t put his dick in.
I might stop poems now…I think you’ve suffered enough
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:52,
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Christ on a bikeLots of time on your hands eh?
Excellent!!!
*click*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:10, closed)
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