Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Joe BallswingI had a friend when I was about 15 called Joe Baldwin who was a bit wierd.
Anyway, we on our new rope swing that we made going over a brook which was really steap and was a great swing! it had a bit of rope with a large log on it that you held onto with your hands.
In Joes infinate wisdom he decided to sit on the log which had a little bit of a twig sticking out. He was swinging fine, having fun.
When he tried to jump off though he got his jean stuck where the twig was, in between his legs.
As he fell his nad got caught on the twig and ripped, leaving it behind through his jeans.
I felt like a bastard because I copuldn't call an Ambulance due to laughing too hard!
He only had one nut from then on and was then called Joe Ballswing.
He apologies for his length.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:56,
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