Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Not enough anally retrieved objectsMy missus (NB: not the protagonist of our story) is a journo and was once interviewing some doctors. After the formalities, the medics reminisced about their favourite cases. Both agreed that the best was a very polite old man who had come into their hospital complaining of stomach cramps. An X-Ray had revealed the cause of the problem: a small vase that had become lodged in his digestive tract, near the exit. And no he hadn't swallowed it. Upon removal it was found to be inscribed with the words: "A present from Worthing."
One of them still had the vase on his desk. Apparently it was very pretty and had been cleaned vigorously.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 14:33,
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