Now i havent posted often but here are some goodies
- I was 7 and me and my cousin (7) decided we were going to china but were we gonna fly there...no, we were going to dig from my back garden. Anyway my cousin was handing me the garden fork, but being the twunt i was i decided to miss it and it promptly flew into my foot, 1 inch away from several veins and bone you can still see the scar. Incidently by the time i was seen by the A&E my foot had healed (I was also turned away from my local hospital because "We are on a tea break". cunts

- I was playing football and being a flash git went for a overhead kick. Cue me missing the ball landing and chipping my ankle bone, so my friends seeing me screaming in agony run away and leave me too drag myself about 700 yards back to my house, too find my parents out so then have to phone my aunt to give me a lift to the A&E.

- One more. Playing football again and trying to block a shot proceeded to have both bollocks volleyed through my body, not literally lol, by someone 6 years my senior and in peak physical condition. OW!!!!!!

No Apoligies for lenghth
(Elfking, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 18:06, Reply)