Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Upon ReflectionAll of many many injuries have embarrassing stories attached. And witnesses. Like yesterday. At work I use 2 PCs, and swivel / scoot my chair the 1 foot or so between desks. Except the chair got caught in the strap of my bag and remained stationary, my arse however kept travelling. I smacked my chin on the desk, fell sideways onto my bin and then the chair fell on me. Getting up (in front of 15 workmates) involved knocking my coffee cup all over my jeans. Quick dash to the Ladies to clean up chin-blood and soggy groin area and then walked into the door. I am so cool, truly I am. My boss has bought me shinpads so I stop bruising myself on the desk panels. Aw crap.
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Strangey is present at, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 16:19,
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