Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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It's not really my own injuryBut once i was lying in bed at about 3am in autumn, when I heard this almighty crash. So I looked out of my window to find some drunken cunt with a motorbike lodged under my car, and his wheels still spinning. I ran outside, but by the time i got out, I saw him wobbly riding off, a huge gash in his leg.
If anyone sees him, can you tell him I'm gonna kick his arse?
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 21:39,
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