I am on borrowed time.
1 was meant to be on Southall train that crashed but rearranged my schedule that day for no apparant reason.
2 was meant to be on the Ladboke Grove train but missed the train that morning due to getting my leg over.
3 saw the beginnings of the 100 car pile up on the M40 j8 in my rear view mirror which I would have been in the centre of had I taken the right hand slip road as normal.
4 was in a plane that left JFK and within a minute had stalled due to turbulance, dropped but recovered. just. (3 months later, it happened again and it crashed into a suburb killing all on board) Was due to not enough gap between flights.
5 was stepping on an escalator as a kid. mum grabbed and stopped me. A step had collapsed and left a hole all the way through to the machinery where I was about to step.

So karma must be saving something extra special for me to go out with.
( Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 18:51, 5 replies)

You must be
destined for great things or are the DEVIL!!!
(Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:29, closed)

Please get a sign...
...to warn us mortal folks to stay the heck away from you. You're dangerous
(lastagain, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:12, closed)

You are the sliding doors reaper

(wobbler, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:47, closed)

You are/were a cat,
and thus getting dangerously close to your allotted 9. Please take care!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:13, closed)

you are jessica fletcher

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:05, closed)