Besides the many!
It's been a while since I have come to much bother, infact as a youngster I was rather adept at avoiding much damage, climbing to the tops of trees then would swing out from the bows. Putting coins on rail tracks, chasing cows with young cows, you know the typical boyhood if you live in the country.

However I have just come off a 10 day bender and my nose has just started bleeding and my right eye was very flashy just 2 seconds ago... so in my early 30's I may be a bit of a goner already.

Plus I listened to a football match on the radio, that can only mean death is near.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 2:41, Reply)