Late night music
In university, I woke up out of a sound sleep to find my roommate in bed with someone. Our beds were less than three meters apart. I tried to ignore them, and told him in the morning to warn me next time.

Next week, same thing happens. This time, I lay there and watch. Although it's dark, the roomie sees me, the girl doesn't, and the next morning, I tell him don't do this anymore. "Yeah, yeah, whatever," he says. "Okay, just don't say I didn't warn you," I said.

Three days later, I wake up to hear him going at it again. I very slowly move my hand and turn on the stereo system and "Ride of the Valkyries" comes booming out of the speakers at 2am. She gets up, screams, tears the sheet off the bed and races out of the room. He starts chasing her, all the time yelling about how he's going to kill me.

He got the message, though, and told me he was going to warn me if he brought anyone home.
(countertroll, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 5:37, Reply)