My revenge prank
This story fall’s between the grey area of an evil prank and revenge.

Six months ago I split up with my squeeze after a seven year relationship. According to her we had drifted apart due to us both being committed to work. In reality – I found out she was fucking her boss. I guess she was just a lot more committed than me.

I decided to move out of our rented accommodation, and, to make it all a bit easier, I told her to go away for a week while I moved my stuff out. This gave her a week on her return to get her stuff out and would mean little contact between us and less chances of arguing on who owned the cutlery/light bulbs/cillit bang.

After packing all my stuff up and moving it into storage, I spent the last night wondering how it all went wrong and feeling sorry for myself. After a few too many whiskies this changed to anger. Eventually, after another few whiskies, this turned to outright rage and I decided that this cheating little whore disserves to be left a little prank.

I consulted B3ta’s QOTW on revenge. A bit of inspiration. I considered taking a dump in the butter (too obvious), Coating her vibrator in chili sauce (she had taken it with her) and numerous other pranks – none of which seemed quite fitting. It was while I was wanking into her Listerine when the flash of brilliance hit me.

I went into the bedroom and found her tub of very expensive leave-in conditioner. She put this on every Sunday to make her hair silky smooth – without fail. I opened the tub and emptied half out down the sink. I then went and got her bottle of hair removal cream – filled the tub back up and gave it a healthy shake.

Apparently – a few weeks after leaving her - she developed alopecia. Shame really. She had such nice hair silky hair before.
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:17, closed)

revenge!!
licking it sir (well apart from the bit where you needed to get revenge in the first place), but the revenge itself, godlike in its evilness and simplicity, i take my hat off to you
(pogo_it, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:35, closed)

Nice
That'll learn her!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:36, closed)

Marvellous
"It was while I was wanking into her Listerine", what a wonderful image.

*clicks*
(lardyboy wishes he was still in Zanzibar, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 17:08, closed)