Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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IdiocyIf a friend decides to sit on an overhanging bough of a tree, 20ft up, take his trousers down and shit whilst sitting on the branch. DON'T stand underneath to ensure you get a good view of his obscene blinking purple eye. No shit on me, but the mild prolapsing that a bumhole does in its normal evacuation of effluence, is NOT a pretty site..
When experimenting with your new juicer, DO NOT add garlic at ANY stage. It is absolutely horrific.
DO NOT insist that it will be 'alright' to angle grind a brick wall with no safety glasses. Red brick CUNT.
DO NOT let tree shitting friend test his apparantly blunt knife on the back of your hand, blood will come and a scar will follow.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, 2 replies)
Red BricksI've had a really small chip from a red brick in my eye before....got did it sting....I thought I was going to go blind.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:44, closed)
...i made an omellette once in a blender.
then added garlic.
I was showing off - so it looked like i could cook like the chefs off TV.
i had to pretend infront of my mum that i enjoyed it.
it was - i agree - horrific.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)
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