Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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From the spouseAs a licensed massage therapist, my husband is always bringing home interesting concoctions that are meant to make the massage experience even more therapeutic.
One such afternoon, he came home from work with this tiny bottle of some sort of Chinese stuff that's like Tiger Balm times ten -- it can clear my sinuses from across the room, I swear.
The experiment? To find if it worked as well as or better than the aforementioned balm when it came to relieving sore muscles. The test subject? Me. It did work very well; it felt lovely and the only downside was that for whatever reason, the smell of it really attracted one of our cats, who then tried to lick it all off my neck.
The ponintless part?
The spouse went for a pee right after the massage. Without washing the stuff off his hands first.
It's pointless because now he won't even look at that nice, tingly oil and still cringes at the thought of it. The cat, on the other hand, knows exactly where it is at all times.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:34, Reply)
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