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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Whilst under the Influence
of alcohol and or other substances I have tried the following experiments.

1) Jumped off Blackpool sea wall - I fell 25 foot and broke my ankle - BAD TIMES

2) Chopped a Mole in half with a Javelin I nicked from a sports pavillion. - IT DIED

3) Tried to push a 6 note ditty out of my 70's tea towel holder in an Indian restaurant. - FOLLOWED THROUGH

4) Put my mates daughters Furby ine the Microwave on Xmas day - ITS HEAD GLOWED AND IT STOPPED TALKING.

5) Left the cat under the washing basket in the kitchen whilst we went to the pub. - SEEING A MOVING WASHING BASKET SKATE ROUND LINO IS FUCKING SUPERB.

And others.

I need to grow up, and stop these ridiculous experiments, however tonight I am shagging my cousin. Back tomorrow for an update.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:06, 1 reply)
I just like the '70s tea towel holder' euphemism

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:31, closed)

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