After a night on subsidised lager at the student bar,
a friend of mine spent the night on the sofa. Kind chap that I am, I woke him with a cup of tea, at a sensible hour. Thoughtless chap that I am, I had dressed in a particularly tight pair of flares, and his sleeping in the sofa had placed his head at the height of my groin, thus the first thing he saw upon opening his eyes was the outline of my cock and balls.

Best I can do, I'm afraid. Even at the age of 2, I refused to disrobe on the nudist beach that my parents had thought a suitable location for a family day out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)