Less time streaking, and more time paying attention in class,
you might know what "parallel" means.

Congratulations on having such a distinctive writing style, s0ckpuppet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:32, 2 replies)

I started a drawing mm
using a magenta paintbrush no less.
But I thought maybe words could do it. If you take a planometric view of Gerry (from the top) then looking down, even tho his penis is drooping (flaccid) it is still (I'm guessing unless he's had surgery) hanging where the shaft leaves the body and then turns right (at roughly 90 degrees). Hence the tip or head of his penis sits parallel NOT perpendicular (as mine and I imagine yours does) to his body.
No gold stars for you in "Penile Geometry" sunshine!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:46, closed)

mine hangs down parallel
i think what you're admitting here is that you have a tiny little stubbycock that juts out like a dribbly wart

which i shouldn't imagine is a surprise for anybody
(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:33, closed)

I take issue with the idea that a single point can be considered parallel to anything.
You should draw a picture, though - crude, magenta cocks are the lifeblood of b3ta.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:24, closed)

Distinctive writing style. Like the cause of distinctive bent cocks is by always rubbing the same way.
If you get my drift.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:51, closed)

Left handed wanking?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:01, closed)