FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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penile failureI one had a friend who failed at wanking, yes, thats right, he failed at wanking.
Whilst attempting to "shake the sticky white coconuts from the veiny love tree", he got a priapism - which for those of you less familiar with penile disorders, is when blood may only flow into the penis and not out again...
....so he had to be rushed to A&E....
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RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:05,
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