BK Goes Camp
About 9 years ago I was down in London on a Uni trip. Having been to see Blood Brothers we'd went for a meal and then round a fee bars.
My friend, who is gay, wanted to go the Admiral Duncan (the one that got nailbombed not long before that). My other friends weren't up for it but I agreed, cos I'm nice like that.
In the Duncan it was heaving. I was slightly uncomfortable squeezing past the throngs in thongs as I felt they weren;t trying particularly hard to get out of the way. We got some drinks and it wasn't long that an Italian huy offered to buy me a drink. Being a poor student and noting that a basic pint of lager was around the £4 mark I agreed. I drained that and he offered to buy me another one. I agreed, I may even have batted my eyelashes at him and played with my lip piercing in a lascivious manner.

This went on for a while, the longer it went on, the more I camped it up. The guy was thinking he was well in. Finally, my friend appeared and said he wadn't to go.
I turned to the Italian and guy and said, "I'm not gay, but cheers!" and left.
I may even have flounce a little.

Length? I really didn't want to look to be honest.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, 6 replies)

You should feel ashamed.
Did you ever think of that Italian's feelings and/or wallet? He was probably heartbroken. I hope your happy with yourself mister. *waggles finger*
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:25, closed)

Oooh
you bitch

*spanks*

*stops spanking as you're enjoying it far too much*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:49, closed)

No!
Don't stop! I deserved it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:23, closed)

He's not gay...
...he's a very naughty boy!
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 22:54, closed)

you got to see blood brothers? oo u lucky bastard.
but more to the point: Yeh that's harsh.
Poor eye-talian guy.
(it's not hash mixed drops, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:53, closed)

You were lucky..
He could have bent you over the table right then and there and extracted his.. well whatever you called it. You'd have been laughing on the other side of your face then wouldn't you matey boy!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, closed)