Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Gotta click this one'Cos it's true!
The only car I've crashed? - Green!
The only car that's crashed into me? - Green!
The only car that I've had to scrap because a great big fuckoff lorry reversed over it? - Yep. Green!
The only car to miss the corner by the house i used to live in, fly over two front gardens and bury itself in my front house wall - you guessed it - errm blue, but it had a green stripe!
And a click for the description of your dad as a "..wizened rollup-smoking, soothsaying harbinger of doom".
Having met the guy I think he look like Yoda's older hard-drinking hell-raising brother.
*click*.
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