Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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JestersFor non-British readers, Young Enterprise is a cruel system where schools force young impressional teenagers to form their own businesses. At sixth form our business sold really shit "stress relievers" which were basically balloons filled with dough that exploded all over the lower school building (much to our secret delight), the company mascot was a jester and our team kindly voted me to dress up as a jester to sell these repugnant things in our local bus station. Thus on a Saturday afternoon I was forced to wear a red mini dress with green shorts, blue tights and a jester's hat with my cheeks painted a lovely rosy red selling these wank little presents. To top it all, not only did half my school come to laugh at me, the local newspaper thought it would be wonderful to photograph me for a feature on small businesses. NOT a good day!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 19:36, Reply)
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