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Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Mrs V is keen to go to a fancy dress party as Hitler.
I've said on several occasions that getting on the tube late at night in such an outfit is unlikely result in a polite discussion about the detail of political mechanisms behind World War II.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:35, 2 replies)
You could accompany her,
dressed as a cigarette.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:47, closed)
Yeah - and get called a fag and beaten up as well - nice one.

(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:52, closed)
Not what I was going for,
but a satisfactory outcome, nonetheless.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:25, closed)
Racist.

(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:10, closed)
If you're actively seeking to offend as many people as possible,
just dress as the Prophet Mohammed with a beard woven from real bacon, a yellow star on your arm and a pair of arseless leather trousers.

Or Prince Philip.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:16, closed)
...while fucking a baby seal in the eye socket

(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:24, closed)
Too soon
dude.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:18, closed)
I once walked back through town wearing a nazi uniform on top, with stockings and suspenders below.

The best moment was seeing a police woman nearly wetting herself laughing.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:23, closed)

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