I'm your biggest FanTell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
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chthonic, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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My friendis a massive music fan, she goes to a ridiculous number of gigs, she buys a CD almost every week.
When she was a young 'un, we're talking about 14 here, she went to a Blur gig.
She bops along, has a blast, listens to some of the best Britpop ever made, and then, Damon Albarn comes down off the stage, he's wandering along the area in front of the railings, touching hands, singing about charmless men.
My friend is one of those people who always wants to be as close to the action as possible, she's right at the railing, waiting for Albarn to reach her section. She's hardly the lankiest of people, and when she stretches out as far as she can, she still can't reach the scruffy one. So, cunningly, she retreats briefly, and then lunges forward, hoping to get a fleeting touch of her hero. Just as she does this, he takes a step forward, and her hand meets him.
My friend groped Damon Albarn's cock.
Or to put it another way, Damon Albarn lets himself get felt up by underaged girls.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:57, Reply)
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