Tony..
The one from Hollyoaks - Jon Picard is it.? Well he turned up in our shop (the big one with the catalogue, you know). Was continuously on his phone the whole time in the till queue, was served by a girl who had no idea who he was then headed to collection...

...where he was bombarded on the PA system by my little goth mate Dave shouting "TOOONNY, TOOOONNNYNYYYY" until his throat bled. Arf.

Oh and I bumped into Norman Wisdom in Smiths one day... was sorely disappointed because he didn't throw himself to the ground and laugh stupidly like I half expected him to.

And finally...

Roy Walker (him off Catchphrase) and Frank "It's the way I tell 'em" Carson wandered into the shop to buy a dehumidifier for their hotel room.! Frank gave me a bollocking because my female boss wouldn't let me carry it for them and I looked like an unhelpful twat (he was only kidding obviously) and then they started answering the customer phone. Jolly lovely guys and genuinely hilarious as well.

(and my personal claim to fame.? my girlfriends Uncle is Gary Moore (from Thin Lizzy).
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:52, 2 replies)

No kidding???
Hoya!

Are you serious??? :-O

THIs is some claim to fame!!! If our gf's uncle is the great Gary Moore, you sure deserve being a b3tan!!!

+1

Be funky

M A D

PS: could I ask for an autograph? :-)
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:41, closed)

Could...
...you tell your girlfriend to have a word with Gary and tell him to cheer the fuck up?

Saw him last Thursday night and he was as miserable as sin.

...and I paid 25 quid for the privilege of being sworn at.
(dchurch bah, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:32, closed)