I'm your biggest FanTell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
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chthonic, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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Ha!I only got to see Star Wars when I told the then Ms Hanky Richard Gere was in it... She sat patiently though the first hour before tapping me on the shoulder and advising: "You, Spanky, are an absolute cunt. Richard Gere's not in this. If he is he's got a small part."
After I'd stopped sniggering about the Mrs saying Richard Gere had a small part I waved at the screen:
"There he is... He's in the suit..."
As I indicated Jar Jar-bastard-Binks doing something *ahem* 'hillarious' on screen...
"Oh..." she said, and carried on watching.
Not too bright, that one, but could suck a monkey through a hosepipe, and that was good enough for me.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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