aw come on
that's what the internet is for, wanking, a safe alternative to humping...

I have spent far too long buffing my rods and shining my balls, and i have played the fussball loads as well...seriously but, it is addictive as fuck. i prefer the old cork ball, much quieter and more control

i have installed mine in my garage/gentlemans club. in with the dartboard, slide projector and piss pots.

Thats right, not even any need to open the garage door, once the lid is shut, we are in for the duration ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:47, 1 reply)

Fuck me!
Sounds like heaven on earth, mate. Just as long as you don't need to wear a tux to get in. Could just turn my coat inside out - looks like a rather nifty smoking jacket if I do that.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:53, closed)

mate
It really is superb, it's like having a bachelor pad, but its in a garage, and i don't fuck random woman in there. but other than that its the same...

i also bought a really lovely retro Rotel amplifier and have jizzed it up to a few speakers and take my laptop in for impromptu 'recording sessions', aka making a fucking racket with ReBirth or Traktor.

Was thinking about drilling a good size hole in the side of the garage to negate the need for piss pots. then maybe convince the scraggly cow next door to put the 'glory' into glory hole....through the hedge, then slip a few coins out to keep her coming back....

no tux required, only gifts of booze and any narcotic you happen to have handy....yer on the list, in ye get!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:01, closed)

Nice one!
And if your next door neighbour has a pet dog, the glory hole idea would probably be an awful lot better...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:05, closed)