* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Plane FartWhen I was 16 we had just been on a holiday in Turkey and we about to leave our hotel and go to the airport when i needed to fart. Along with other families we all jumped onto the mini bus destined for the airport. I really really needed to fart but had to hold it in cause there we're so many people on the bus. Got on the flight 3 hours later still holding it in.
Suffering from sever stomach cramps I went to the toilet on the plane at least 5 times but no matter how hard I tried I couldnt squeeze it out.
I suffered in agony for another 3 hours until we arrived home where i went into my room, elbows and knees on the floor, arse raised in the air and let out the loudest, most satisfying fart of my life.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:38, Reply)
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