* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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FartinessI am afraid one of those people that can dispense chewy air buscuits almost at will, but save the best for when I out shopping with my kids, normally by Tescos cheese counter.
I am reminded of one evening working late all alone at work on my computer terminal, before PCs, and letting rip the most noxious, smleey clouds of gas and sitting there all happy with my self when the new finance director came for a chat, I am still unsure how she never chucked up, or indeed mentioned it at all. Oh happy days, pre ex-wife!
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 7:21, Reply)
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