Longdrop toilets
Leeds Festival, a few years ago

friday morning, suffering an epic hangover and in need of a crap, I decide to brave the dreaded longdrops.

Open the door encountering the most foulest smells known to man-even the thought of it to this day makes me gag. so I drop my pants and about to park my arse (or hover) when suddenly...

'POP UP PIRATE!!!'

I leapt up in fear and turned round to find a man literally poking his head out the hole wearing a snorkel and mask, I never ran so fast.

sometimes I wonder, why would anyone want to wade in excrement? or how the hell he actually managed to get in there?
(schitzophrog, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:40, closed)

Click!
That really brightened my day, thanks!
(antigen is running away from something, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:39, closed)

'POP UP PIRATE!!!'
Fucking hell, that's hilariously vile
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:38, closed)

this deserves a
*gag* and *click*
(it's not hash you retards rebel rebel bitch bitch rebel rebel party party, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:21, closed)

I've heard about this
but always thought it was either a) bullshit or b) an hallucination.
Either way, it's fucking grim...
(berk was borked on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, closed)

Like I said
I wonder how on earth he actually got in there in the first place? he was either anorexic, a midget, or both...
(schitzophrog, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, closed)