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Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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The homeless do like a punch up
I used to volunteer for Crisis, ending up as a shift leader running temporary shelters.

We had quite a lot of training on how to break up fights, so that less experienced volunteers didn’t have to get involved. As I’m only 5’9’’ I appreciated the training a great deal.

The rules of tramp fight club seem to be:

 Security guards in local supermarkets deserve to be punched for trying to stop them shoplifting.
 If the two people fighting are of different nationalities then every other person around will want to join in taking one side or another (time to call the police, fuck trying to break a riot up).
 They always want the other party arrested afterwards.
 Weapons are a priority. It is possible to use pretty much anything as a weapon (I have seen tables being thrown at people)
 Carry out your threats or you’ll lose ‘face’.
 Don’t spill blood in case you contract HIV from the other person. (WTF?)
 Nothing is too trivial to fight over (I have witnessed two women kicking the shit out of each other over a disposable lighter).
 Visible injuries should be considered a badge of honour.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

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