School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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my only skill: blind luckim not exactly the most athletic guy but i tend to score a lot of goals in football just by flukeing (spelling?). the same goes for fights.
i remember once at some sort of camping thing i went to where the was a trampoline.one day there were some pretty rough guys on the trampoline.
the situation: i wanted to jump on the trampoline, they wanted to jump on my head.
THEY came to a comprimise that we would fight for the trampoline, ON the fucking trampoline.
so i, terrified, got on and started jumping up and down while he stood there grunting. he jumped at me and completely by mere luck i was in the middle of jumping up and my foot whacked him in the face. he stumbled back and fell off the trampoline and i was thinking "holy shit what the fuck happened?"
they let me jump
the moral of the story: don't try to fight me, as i have blind luck on my side.
length? ha! length is my middle name!
(, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 7:00, Reply)
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