School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Final year of high school (before sixth form)Normally benign class of nutters starts throwing paper balls at me with me nonchalante
Some cunt flings a rucksack which strikes my gonads
So I do the honourable thing and offer him a square go with marquis of queensbury rules
Do I bollocks
I open up the teachers draw take out a pair of scissors and fling them Across the room like some kind of demented scissor ninja striking some guy inches above the left eye
Cue lots of blood and stitches administered on site etc
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