School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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veiny pneumatic hammersAttending a rather rough school peopled with louts from surrounding housing estates I was also witness to a few mad, mad fights. The best of which was a kid called Mark proving he was one boy you didn't want to get on the wrong side of. A single punch to the stomach doubled this other, much larger kid up right away, if you've ever had the wind knocked out of you you'll know how he probably felt.
Unknown to the rest of us Mark had been boxing for around 6 years and being the modest sort, never told anyone.
To cut a short story even shorter the series of blows that Mark threw next caused everyone watching to stop chanting and just stare open mouthed. His arms resembled veiny pneumatic hammers pummelling soft, wobbling childflesh. Over and over into the stomach and ribs until the unfortunate recipient dribbled ready brek over his shoes.
Proving there's no such thing as going too far. Mark finished him off in true van Damme fashion with an fantastic knee to the chin and knocked him out cold.
I don't know what the repercussions of the fight were but considering most school fights consisted of pushing followed by rolling on the floor he should have won a certificate or something.
(, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 18:42, Reply)
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