not myself, but it involves a disabled guy :D
Our group of mates were all part of the "keep safe" games group ie they're too crap for the football team, let's keep them indoors. There were a few good mates there, and a few of the dobbers too. One such dobber was called Steve, who in fairness it was not really his fault as he suffers from a rare spinal disorder, making him very very short in high, but very large in stature too. He resembled a beach ball with arms, in that proportion too.

This particular afternoon, Steve was sitting on top of a gymnastics horse minding his own business, when one of the dobber bullies walks over to us, mouthing off to anyone in particular. Most of us ignored him as he was quite literally a twat who could only hurt himself, but this afternoon he wouldn't let down that he was the Alpha Male of the crowd. He finished his rant, and faced us all smugly (as most bullies do). Right behind him was Steve, who was getting a bit pissed off with the whole thing.

Steve leaps off the horse and catches the guy around his neck, and hooks it into a full-on sleeper hold. Steve at this point was a good 15 stone, and having that swing off your neck by surprise isnt a good thing, which the bully found out the hard way as they both bounced off the gym floor and rolled around for 3 minutes, while Steve shouted "A well er!" repeatedly.

After the laughter died down it took a good 5 minutes for the PE teacher to stop laughing too (who witnessed the lot of it), and an additional 5 minutes to revive the bully.

The bully didn't speak to us much after that.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 22:32, Reply)