School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Other School shenannigans....* Once had a large wooden mallet thrown at me by my woodwork teacher. Can't remember why he did it. Missed me though.
* Same woodwork teacher used to take the boys for rugby after school. He once had a fight with the 'cock' of our year. It was a pretty good fight, both came off rather bruised.
* When I was younger (about 8 or 9), I used to think it was really funny to shout 'fight!...fight!' and go running around the corner of the playground. Inevitably a hundred or so other kids would come running around after me, eyes wide with bloodlust. I would then hide somewhere and see what happened. Sometimes a few fights broke out (as a result of the lack of real fights'), other times it was just funny to see the teachers wondering where all the kids had gone and come running after the horde. They would just find a load of kids in a large group doing nothing.
* My father also told me a few.
He once witnessed the biggest 'PILE ON' in the history of the school yard. He said he there where about sixty or seventy people trapped underneath. He also saw a lad running up to pile on but somehow over shot his mark and landed on his face.
Also, he once kicked a football onto the school roof and a teacher had to go and get a ladder to get it down (and no doubt confisticate it).
When the teacher got on the roof, he and his friends promptly stole the ladder!
Absolutely no apologies for teh length.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 11:26, Reply)
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