I Too Am A Believer
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I took a friend of mine to Lourdes once. He was a paraplegic in a wheelchair and we were desperately hoping for a miracle.

So we got there and I wheeled him down to the sacred waters and gently wheeled him in...

There was a flash of light, a chorus of angelic singing, and a sense of being near to God.

Then I wheeled him out of the waters and, Praise God!, he had two new tyres and an MOT!

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:13, Reply)