Old hat...and probably bindun...but hey ho...

Seeing as it's Thursday and I've run out of 'relevant' things to post...I thought I'd dust off the old list of:

'Star Wars quotes with sexual connotations'

1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. You've got something jammed in here real good.
7. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
8. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
9. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
10. You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
11. Get on top of it!...(I’m trying!)
12. You are required to manoeuver straight down this trench...
13. I'm on the leader.
14. Negative, negative... It didn't go in...It Just impacted on the surface.
15. Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
16. This oil bath is going to feel so good!
17. It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
18. TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
19. This is Red 5, I'm going in!
20. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master.
21. Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
22. Almost there...Almost there...IT'S AWAY!
23. They came from behind!

Please feel free to add any more if you are as bored as I am...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:26, 7 replies)

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"I can't do it, it's too big!
"You're going too fast, pull out!"
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:41, closed)

21. Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
*Snigger*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:04, closed)

You forgot
"He has too much of his father in him..."



Yes, I'm one sick puppy
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:42, closed)

force
probably a load of things if you take 'force' to mean being fucked roughly in the arse.
(sirolimus, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:53, closed)

Han Solo
uh-huh-huh
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:36, closed)

After nearly 12 seconds' of ceaseless t'interweb searching...

here's some from 'The Empire Strikes Back'...

1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
2. He came in through the south entrance.
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
4. Hurry up, golden rod...
5. I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
7. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
8. Size matters not...judge my by my size do you?
9. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
10. Mudhole? SLIMY?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:43, closed)

Star Wars
Had me rolling on the floor at "Grand Moff Tarkin".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:50, closed)