How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Hello Kitty.In my final year as a student my house was fairly clean. But we lived opposite a crazy cat lady.
Crazy cat lady did not live alone, but with a browbeaten husband and a equally crazy adult daughter. The house was packed with the paint splattered accessories to the husbands odd job man trade, and tasteless cat related knickknacks.
Cat lady and daughter would have daily screaming rows that result in house wrecking smash fests that usually resulted in the police turning up. This would usually leave the house in a state of advanced disrepair.
How do I know this? you ask. The reason is thus, they never closed their curtains. In the front window surrounded by constantly on Christmas lights like a shrine to mental illness was a yard high light-up hello kitty. This cast a pink shine day and night, like a beacon to the crazy mess inside.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:48,
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