How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Mice, lots of miceWe used to visit this old guy who lived in a tin shack on a huge farm. He was doing quite well, but never really felt the need to change his way of life. All the food was piled on a pedestal table in the middle of the room. Asides from being messy, it meant only the most determined mice could get to it. Mice scurried in the dust all around us as we had some tea.
Dad actually stayed the night once. The guy dutifully went to make up the guest bedroom. Dad reckons that when he fluffed the blankets maybe a hundred mice disappeared in every direction. Practical sort of guy that dad is, he just rolled his sleeping bag out on top and made sure it was zippered tight to keep the mice out.
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