Filth!Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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We Cleaned pennies!Long time b3ta fans may remember this from a few years ago, where me and a few friends put the then internet-popular Cilit Bang against some random imitation we found in the 99p store, by cleaning pennies
The people that made the imitation Cilit bang actually got in touch with us. They decided that, after looking at the pictures, our kitchen looked disgusting, so they sent us a bunch of cleaning supplies.
Cunts. I think.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:20, 9 replies)
The joke's on themWe never actually properly cleaned that kitchen. We did beat the shit out of each other with feather dusters, though. And, strangely enough, they gave us about 3 years worth of bog-cleaning tablet things. I can only presume that they figured we were students and thus our Bogs were likely to be a right state. They may have had a point about that, too.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:44, closed)
I remember this,but it didn't stop me reading your header as We cleaned penises!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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We did that too!Didn't get any freebies for it, though.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:42, closed)
You were great inComing To America.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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You could try testing out discount brand condoms on ugly prozzersAnd hope the manufacturer takes pity and sends you a big van of top knotch whores like the footballers use.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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Nothey don't.
Er, my mate told me that.
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Say No more. *wink*www.mates.co.uk/
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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It's rather disturbingThat that box says "individually tested".
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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