Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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We were enjoying a schmoke on a hot summer day,and it turned a little too breezy to skin up, so we moved into the extension to roll up. The three of us, a little baked, had a nice refreshing glass of squash then proceeded to the task at hand. My friend licks the rizla a little too enthusiatically and soaks it, typically we need this rizla, so I decide to dry it with the lighter. We all watch as it flames and slowly floats to the ground, it goes black, looks like it's out and so we go back to the job. When one of us smells smoke we see that the piece of rizla had hit the rug and smouldered away, until a nice little fire was going. The rug had just been brought from Kenya after my friend's parents had come back from celebrating their silver anniversary... it had a nice big hole in it to remember us by.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:18, Reply)
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