Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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too cool for schoolNot me, but some "school friends"... our brand new school was going through a spate of fire-drills and some geniuses in my year decided it'd be good to take things a whole stage further. They chose to go down in school history for writing "DEVIL" on the floor in deodorant and lighting it: cue burning letters, an amusingly scorched carpet, one terrified head teacher and a series of talks on devil-worship...
I guess that's the deep south for you... god bless sussex...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:02, Reply)
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