Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Underwear of fireat a party some 10 months or more ago we (well everyone but me) got a bit tipsy and decided that it'd be funny for one of us to spray deodourant on ourselves in the form of a bra and panties. Being the only sober one I was on 'burn watch' as they proceeded to set the guy on fire. Not likely the person who they were burning I walked off and let him burn. The next morning after the fire had been put out and what not we examined the lad and discovered he had 3rd degree burns in the shape of a bra and panties.
Luckily my mate is a paramedic in training and was able to tend to him somewhat before the trip to the burns unit at the nearby hospital.
I laughed. Alot.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:54, Reply)
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