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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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My mate and i decided to burn stuff and throw it out his windows. He got this shoe polish spray stuff and set fire to the whole can and chucked it out his window. What he didnt know that the entire flats rubbish bags had been put out that night by the oter tenants and they had promptly caught fire. It took us another 5 minutes to notice that half the front of the flat was on fire and when questioned by his psycho scottish flatmate we blamed it on some tramps.

That was a bit harsh.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:11, Reply)

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