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McBollocks, I know how you feel. I'm constantly checking back to these pages to see if there are new stories in an effort to avoid completing an assignment for uni.
So, onto first love... I remember when I was 5 fancying a girl named Sarah; all I can really remember is that I thought she was gorgeous and one time I moved out of her way so she could get past me. I never talked to her though. I met her recently, cos she's friends with one of my best friends. She is rather... large. To say the least.

My first taste of physical love was with a girl named Claire. She was mad. Like, actually mad. When I broke up with her, she sent me a blood-stained death threat. Everyone told me that she was into witchcraft, so she would probably curse me. Scary.

So, first REAL love? That would be the beautiful lady I'm with now - the future Mrs Timmels. Woo!

So there we are, first post. My cherry has quite literally been popped.
(Mr Timmels, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 16:09, Reply)