My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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"Paging Dr Freud"My first love was a leggy blonde woman in a bikini and large basooms who would frequent the pool where I was learning to swim.
I hatched a plan where I would somehow sneak up behind my nameless love on my bike, kidnap her, and keep her tied up in my basement until she learned to love me.
Like all the best plans, it was doomed to failure from the start.
I blame the insurmountable age difference.
I was five.
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