Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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First day at UniThe Fresher's Welcome. They were handing out shots of diesel tequila and I had a number of these thrust into my hand by students who already seemed to be well on the way to permanent brain damage. I poured every one of them behind an old cast-iron radiator - not because I don't drink, but because the idea of getting blind drunk merely to have a conversation with a peer seemed utterly childish to me.
Which is perhaps why my only friend at uni was a fat Christian boy who soiled himself frequently.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:59, 1 reply)
Andafter you left uni you never spoke to me again!
Oops, there goes my bowels again...
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